Saturday, June 26, 2010

CAN THINGS GET MUCH WORSE??? YOU BET YA LIFE


By way of introduction, I thought I would REPRODUCE the following parody excerpted from a John Helmer post to which I will link underneath because it first came to my attention thanks to Helmer.

A pleasant, apropos surprise, apparently, coined in 1917 by a clever US sportswriter, Grantland Rice, about whom I knew/know absolutely nothing.
Nada.
A nice addition to my repertoire:

“Money to the left of them and money to the right
Money everywhere they turn from morning to the night
Only two things count at all from mountain to the sea
Part of it’s percentage, and the rest is guarantee”


FROM:

HERE

http://johnhelmer.net/?p=3457

I ASSUME Grantland's first line, wittingly or unwittingly, parodied Tennyson's repetitive stanza and style in his infamous, glorified, war poem,
"Charge of the Light Brigade":

"...Cannon to right of them, Cannon to left of them, Cannon in front of them..."


HERE

http://www.sparknotes.com/poetry/tennyson/section9.rhtml

So, on that above note, CAN THINGS GET MUCH WORSE??
The answer definitively is, YES!!
You bet your life, quoting another Marx, Groucho, that is!

First comes Khalilzad's strategic appointment to Norway's DNO Board and obviously purchased KRG influence.
Then, of course, Mullah Iran Sistani's son-in-law and Baghdad Oil Minister, Shahristani, now becomes Iraq Electric Czar as well.
In addition, or, in response to all happening above and recent Turkish developments, UN Iran sanctions, conflicts, the ever fluid, dynamic, shifting Middle East oil/gas energy sands, alliances, investments, partnerships continue unabated.
Israel, EU, KRG and oil refineries:

HERE

http://www.globes.co.il/serveen/globes/docview.asp?did=1000569531&fid=942

Additionally, NAZI Deutsche Bank and EU partner in typical style with their insidiously clever, vicious, double bind, cruel, sadistic, artificially created NAZI Middle East Frankenstein Jewish ZIONIST clone, like their counterpart Islamists, parent and offspring together, in an offshore gas finance and development alliance:

HERE

http://www.globes.co.il/serveen/globes/docview.asp?did=1000569504&fid=942

As for here, in good ole United Suckers and Assholes, forget it/them, a total, complete, hopeless, lost cause, mess, straight jacket, torpedoed, undermined by institutional, collaborative FASCIST led labor unions, State, CIA and foundation manufactured Opposition, all tied together in an economic umbilical cord to their moribund NAZI Democratic Party and its current vacuous bobble head Obooma Administration.
London Bridges all fall down, all fall down, along with Obooma's sinking, stinking, rotting, putrified NAZI Citigroup/Exxon/Morgan Titanic Ship of State.
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of hypocritical, nauseating, repulsive, sickening, morally self-righteous, smug, OBSTRUCTIONIST, opportunist scum and assholes.
By the way, these impotent OBSTRUCTIONIST assholes are demonstrating at Canada's G8 world NAZI gathering, another exercise in futility, what they do best, at the same time our ersatz, institutional AFL-CIA national labor leaders, ONCE AGAIN, demand more federal bogus "STIMULUS" monies and defend NAZI Citigroup/Exxon/Morgan Obooma's previous TRILLION dollar federal tax stimulus, TARP, gift, giveaway, debt, etc.
They sing the same tune over and over again.
Oh, yeah, almost forgot.
Former indicted Democratic Illinois Governor and mobster, Blagojevich, sings a different tune, FINALLY coming to trial.
Maybe that's why Chicago's Chief of Staff, Ron Emanuel, hinted he would leave the sinking, stinking CRUDE oil NAZI Obooma Administration after November's mid-term election debacle, a catastrophe in the making like our BP Gulf crude oil disaster management.
And NAZI Citigroup/Exxon/Morgan Obooma's Congressional Dictatorship just passed so-called financial reform legislation as bogus as a wooden nickel and their Health Care Reform bill, significantly changing NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING for the better!
Finally, one more note.
Afghanistan is NOT a war.
Afghanistan is a skirmish and an extension of our INVISIBLE, PERPETUAL IRAQ OCCUPATION, INVASION, WAR, just like EVERYTHING ELSE in United Suckers and Assholes reverse, upside down, inside out, topsy turvy, Alice-in-Wonderland Through a Looking Glass Darkly, night is day, day is night, progressive is reactionary world.

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